Hmmm, what to say…. Ok well I started this blog because I was fed up with talking to myself and because I thought it might be fun and also because I think I’m a little funny….and even if I’m not it’s cheaper than therapy right?!
So bit of background, I’m from the West Country originally, Somerset to be precise…although if you want the proper pronunciation it’s ‘Zomerzzzzet’ – an area that’s famous for beautiful starling flocks, cheddar cheese, cider and the Worzels, with their top hit “I’ve got a brand new combine harvester….” A true pop classic.
I now live and work in London town and have done for many years, although I day dream about returning to the West Country to make babies, bake cakes and run a stall at the country fair…..but I can’t really cook and I’m pretty sure I’d be bored in about 10mins so maybe not….
Recently I’ve been chatting a lot about my new, not so very nice friend, the C-Monkey. This little C-Monkey represents Cancer. Quite simply he came in to my life one very normal day, saw my lovely boobs (Lefty in particular) and thought “nope, just too perfect, they need a little Cancer in their life” – and that was it. So here I am, having a daily and nightly battle with C-Monkey, taking on his incessant ramblings and generally wishing I could take a large frying pan to his annoying face just to shut him up and get some sleep. For the most part, despite his efforts, I’m battling the bastard all the way. Mastectomy done, reconstruction plans are a go and the decoration part (don’t ask!) should be done soon.
So that’s it really, this is nothing more than the ramblings of a girl with some stuff in her head and a C-Monkey for company. Enjoy.
Oh and I should just say that I can’t do short entries, I know I should and that’s the point of these blogs but I just can’t. I’m a talker, things can’t be summed up in a limited word count, nope, sorry not me. I will just keep going, on and on and on…..so feel free to log off at any time, pop to the loo, make a brew….I won’t judge you and you probably won’t be missed much anyway ;0)